Aretha Franklin – Natural Woman

Odor From Office Food Cleanup Forces Evacuation, Sends 7 To Calif. Hospital, Sickens Dozens (AP) An office worker cleaning a fridge full of rotten food created a smell so noxious that it sent seven co-workers to the hospital and made many others ill. Firefighters had to evacuate the AT&T building in downtown San Jose on […]

CALEXICO, Calif. – The hottest thing on the griddle at the Las Palmas restaurant these days isn’t the food — it’s the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe that a cook says she saw on the griddle. Restaurant manager Brenda Martinez says more than 100 people have flocked to the small town of Calexico on […]

Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice HALTOM CITY, Texas (AP) — A woman called 911 to report she didn’t get as much shrimp as she wanted in her fried rice at a Texas restaurant. Haltom City police on Tuesday released the taped emergency call, in which the customer is heard telling […]

Onion News Network Web Exclusive|01:54| Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.

NATICK, Mass. — All the customer wanted was coffee. Instead, he needs four new tires. Police say a worker at a Massachusetts Dunkin’ Donuts slashed the tires on a customer’s Jeep after the two got into an argument Tuesday. Thirty-nine-year-old Thomas Zazulak was charged with malicious destruction of property and disturbing the peace. Police say […]

This project is absolutely fantastic and so NEEDED! Can it be art? Nov 21 – Food can sculptures inspire art and hearty meals for the poor in tough times in the U.S. Forty architectural and engineering firms competed in New York for prizes in categories including Jurors’ favourite, Best Meals and Best Use of Labels. […]

The creative result of too much time behind my desk today….