How to Wax Your Floors Without Slipping and Severing Your Spine
Onion News Network Web Exclusive|03:06| Author Jerry Bloom visits Today Now to explain how you can make your kitchen floor shine without falling and paralyzing yourself for life.
Bizarre News of the Day: Drunk Man Crashes Motorized Bar Stool
Drunk man crashed motorized bar stool and received DUI 38 mph A man faces charges after police said he crashed a motorized bar stool while under the influence of alcohol.
SXSW Interactive 2009 — Be Amazed
There are times in my life when I know that I’m exactly in the right place at the right time, SXSW Interactive 2009 was exactly that for me. Yesterday I had the absolute pleasure to attend this session with Kathy Sierra, Change Your World in 50 Minutes: Making Breakthroughs Happen …She ended her inspiring session [...]
Dating Humor: The Best of Bad Date Betty – Bad Date TV Outtakes
BadOnlineDates.com Presents Bad Date TV.
Majority Of World’s Spam Email Originates From Tiny Nation Of Koy4goff
Finding humor in ARGH spam — gotta love it! Onion News Network Web Exclusive|03:47| The U.S. is considering sanctions against the Eastern European nation if it does not reduce the number of unsolicited offers for Viagra and replica handbags it sends.
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of S**t That Doesn’t F**king Work
More humor from the Onion News Network. Onion News Network Web Exclusive|02:30| Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
